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When your lips are dry.
laugh-addict: and you dont have chapstick.
Dancing at a party →
laughingstation: All the guys are like: All the girls are like: And then there’s me:
My life if i were famous...
laugh-addict: In the photoshoots: Saying ‘hi’ to my fans When i start to have ‘haters’ When i win some award: When the paparazzis follow me: Spending a lot of money in clothes Watching fake gossips of you on E!News: While im flirting: When my manager tells me that im 1 on Billboard: Partying: In Oprah: But when you’re in your room, alone…
When someone compliments me
When your parents call and say they’ll be home...
When someone says "______ was talking shit about...
laugh-addict: They expect my reaction to be: “FUCK THAT BITCH SAY?!” My actual reaction: “Okay.”
Reasons why I'm fat.
sodamnrelatable: I eat when I’m bored I’m bored all the time